you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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