Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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