I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
