Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We have started to decorate penises.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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