super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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