His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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