i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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