Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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