how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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