you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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