He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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