I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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