He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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