So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I got inside last night via doggy door
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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