I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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