I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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