I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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