Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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