I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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