I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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