Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
