Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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