ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Two words: nipple clamps
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