Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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Your mom?
What the fuck man?
It's the new and improved Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.... on sale now for the low low price of just $19.95... but wait... call in the next 30 minutes and we'll double your order!
meat grinder? blender? stinky vajjjina?
You did a vajayjayjay right there
Your own mouth?
Did it come out in one piece and in the same shape?
The op needs to come clean on the object involved.
Snookie? J-Wow? The Sitch? My bet is the third and the sitch gave you the burnin itch.
Just because someone called you a pencil-dick doesn't mean you should try and sharpen it, jackass.
Don't worry, she thought the same of you...
don't let your dad read this text, you may hurt his feelings....
moldy cake?
I appreciate this comment more than you will ever know...
In soviet Russia... The unfortunate things put their penis in you.
Industrial wood chipper
Pencil sharpener?
So, this is a pattern with you...
I'm seein a pattern here..so this is the worst thing so far..shii
An apple pie???
What was it , an onion ring?
HIV?
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