Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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