what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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