i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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