I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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