shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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