Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
