Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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