Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
