Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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