Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
