You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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