The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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