I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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