I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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