wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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