I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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