I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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