If this is real you could sue for so much green. But since it's not (because you passed out by a stable around a bunch of drunk frat guys, right) hold your breath till you die
A horse is put in a special holding pen for semen collection. No way is a stallion going to just stand there passively while a bunch of drunk a-holes grab its penis. The guy would be trampled. FAKE FAKE FAKE
Didn't notice at all. And the horse just marched on over willingly and stuck it's penis right in the guys face to do it's business. This was made easier because he was on a surgical table and their were marks on the floor indicating to the horse where to stop. And since all college seniors double as fluffers we know the rest is just history
i would be more embarrassed if i was one of the dudes that gave a horse a hand job...i mean they chose to do that, you were passed out...you can wash jizz off...you cant erase the past and unjackoff a horse
You know they drunk frat guys could have moved him there if he was passed out drunk, and just woke him up to see that was about to happen.
On a side note, someone has soaped up all the fountains at my university. Bubbles and soap suds floating everywhere...
dude...I don't care if this is fake, this is funny as hell...and hey, even if this didn't actually happen, it doesn't necessarily mean that the text itself was never sent.
Only if the said seniors took their froshies on a road trip... It's been done before, but they normally got left somewhere in the boonies totally wasted out of their minds (which frequently translated into nakedness)
FAKE AS FUCK. STOP BEING A MORON.
I mean seriously?? This is just ridiculous. I am so fucking sick of thirteen year old kids making shit up to put on here. THIS SITE IS LOSING THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE IT WAS BASED UPON.
fake as shit. no way this happened. i work on a horse breeding farm and stallions dont get off by a bunch of drunk college kids.... and who the fuck says college seniors??? thats a big give away. because yes kid you automatically knew how many credit hours each of these guys had?
Seriously tfln your letting me down.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess the horse didn't move in time to shoot his load directly into your mouth?
Where the fuck did a bunch of college students grab a horse from for a party anyway...?
Well, OP was supposed to be a girl (if this were real) and the horse was the same donkey they use in the donkey-shows in Tiajuana. For $35 it's quite the show.
way to spell guess like an idiot. "geuss" what the fuck is that? I would think a college student would have a basic understanding of the english language. unless you are at like a trade school or somethng and you are learning to tread tires. and, this text is so ridiculously unbelieveable. TFLN is seriously letting me down. not funny at all
yeah, a stallion being touched their? not a chance. i ride a stallion and....youll pretty much be killed if you touch it.
also, 560 isnt an area code
thsi is so bullshit. and its not even funny.....
Wow. Fail. The only way you could "Jack off" a horse would be if it still had balls. An if it still had balls it wouldt let you touch it's dick with out kicking the shit out of you. Dumbass
10:46, it was a mini and it was sleeping. It thought it was having sex with a hot ass mare. Imagine it's surprise when it woke up to find a sleeping freshman covered in vomit by it's cock. Of course it nutted with ease at that point. You're failing to see the logic here
Best response to this situation? Catch one of the wankers and try to make-out with them with horse jizz on your face. Sure, you'll still be scarred for life, but, hey, so will he.
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