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(254): View more from Texas

that's what penises do

(254): View more from Texas

they tell lies.

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(347): View more from New York

sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.

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(516): View more from New York

It was kind of weird

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What did your mom walk in?

(516): View more from New York

She flung her tampon across the room.

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(+33): View more from France

On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."

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(314): View more from Missouri

What did you even date her?

(214): View more from Texas

because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.

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(925): View more from California

Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??

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Yes. Yes it is.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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