Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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