so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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