did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Green mimosas i think yes
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
