The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
