For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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