After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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