she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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