This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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