Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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