yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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