Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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