I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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