WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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