biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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