elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I FOUND THE LEGS
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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