Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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